Being a chorister in
a church that holds a wedding almost every other Saturday means that I have seen
countless wedding programmes. If I did not see yours, then it was either I was
not present or you did not print any.
I have seen wedding
programmes designed like fans, scrolls, butterflies and other amazing designs
that make you feel like having a wedding if you are not yet married or even
having another one if you already have.
But in the midst of
all these splendor and spectacle lies one thing that can turn it all into one
big joke and this is the grammatical blunder some wedding programmes present-
thanks to graphic designers.
Below are some stolen
shots from a few of these wedding programmes. As usual VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED
 EXCHANGE OF VOWELS instead of EXCHANGE OF VOWS |
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| PICH BOYS instead of PAGE BOYS |
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| WALL DROP instead of WARDROBE |
You might be tempted
to blame the couple for not supervising these graphic designers but believe you
me, after being part of the organizers of my three sisters’ separate weddings,
I have come to realize that this is bound to happen when there is so many more
important things to be done within a short time.
If you are reading
this and you are planning to get married soon, I would advise that you keep an
eye on your graphic designer else (s)he will either misspell your name or instead
of typing;
1 John 4:18 that says
“There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear; because fear has
torment. He that fears is not made perfect in love", he will type
John 4:18 that reads, "…For you have had
five husbands, and he whom you now have is not your husband…”
I can’t wait to steal
a picture of you when this happens.
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